Well...continuing the tradition of warning my fellow Nincompoops of mistakes that might have disastrous consequences....
I had a dog(Hence the name of the blog).. A female pomerian(I know that by now many dog lovers would hav started shaking their heads).
To make it more clear, accordin to most people Pomerians are possibly the most irritating breed of dogs.. and female pomerians are worst still..
They just bark, bark and bark. then they get tired, eat , rest and start barking again.
We had just bought her. As you all know I was probably the most adventurous and curious kid since Calvin, I used to implement things learnt from reliable sources like Mithun movies into real life(With some not so happy endings).
So it was one fine day(my birthday) that I decided to test the famous "Battissi" phrase.
I forced open my dogs mouth and started counting(to check wether it actually had 32 ). Now Not many people know this but a dogs mouth isnt exactly the most illuminated place on earth(or good smelling)..
So I couldnt see all of her teeth..so being the genius(again read as INSANELY DUMB) that
I am I started counting by touching the inner ones...
I overlooked a important fact...Dogs are living things!!
It started choking as i reached the inner teeth..
And then the Bitch(it was a female dog) closed its mouth.
A dog which had never bitten anyone in its lifetime bit its master..
Alas...I guess this is irony
(I hope PETA guys dont come after me for this...)
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2 comments:
hahahah.. u are quite the rib tickler!!!!!
Err....Yasho,for that matter,even labradors also only eat and sleep but the fact is that you should be proud that you are the one actually testing the theories!Hehe...how many teeth did you manage to count finally?
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